Jennifer Garner: Punch Drunk Love
Jennifer Garner loves, loves, LOVES her baby daughter Violet and is shouting it from the rooftops.
And she loves, loves, LOVES watching hubby Ben Affleck and Violet interact.
And friend Reese Witherspoon (they totally make sense as friends, don’t they? I have the same basic reaction to both of them: they’re just sort of…there. I wouldn’t go out of my way to see a movie with them in it, but, on the other hand, I wouldn’t avoid one. They’re the nilla wafers of actresses: not bad when there’s nothing else around. But, I digress.) says she loves, loves, LOVES the traditions of family and home.
My god, is there anything this woman doesn’t love? Ok, not crazy about her “soft” body after birthin’ the baby Affleck and how the movie industry doesn’t like no stinkin’ soft bodies:
“You’re supposed to look a certain way when you’re a celebrity, but I want to take care of my baby, and those two things don’t mesh very well.”
Ah, honesty…I can appreciate that. As opposed to those celebs who proclaim that the baby weight “just melted away.” Shut up, lying vapid actresses.
But, now, she’s ready to get down to business and lose the rest of this non-existant weight, as she’s got a new movie to shoot where she plays a yoga instructor:
“Pretty soon, like it or lump it, I’m going to have to do some downward dog poses.”
Which totally sounds dirty, doesn’t it?
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