C’mon…you don’t think she was really invited, do you? Just like when Daddy Maverick showed up at Mommy Brooke’s house to apologize for attacking her on national television (conveniently timed for when she was going on “The Tonight Show”…but I’m sure that wasn’t planned at all), Suri, accompanied by Tommy Boy and a homeless person he picked up on the way (oh, that’s Katie?), attended Grier Shields’ first birthday party Saturday. Of course, Suri’s birthday was also allegedly last week, but in Scientology they have 15-month years, so no celebration was necessary.

I really wish they’d stick a bow or a barrette or something in that kid’s hair. The “My Daddy and I have the same Beatles haircut” does nothing other than masculinize her (funny, it has the exact opposite effect on The Cruise-ster). I wonder what they got for Grier. I’m gonna go with either a Baby E-Meter or a gift certificate for “Scieno and Me” classes.