Just a little update on last week’s story about everyone’s favorite (and, by favorite, I mean creepy and zombie-like) newlyweds buying a new $30M mansion in Bel Air. You can check out photos of the maybe residence here.

Don’t you just love the totally over-the-top tacky ostentatiousness of it all? It’s got a very “Liberace on LSD” feel to it. I’m actually not sure I can picture the Cruise Caravan (last count: Maverick, his future ex-wife, their reclusive one-year old, Mav’s two teenagers, Mommy Cruise, Sister Cruise, Cruise 2 nephews, and Jerry Mathers as the Beaver) feeling at home here. It’s rather large, even for that many people. Then, again, maybe Katie could actually get some alone time. She could probably find a closet to cozy up and hide in–that is, if Tom doesn’t already have dibs on all those.