An 18-year-old wannabe porn star has changed her name to Katee Holmes–as a tribute to the future ex-Mrs. Cruise–and plans on losing her virginity on camera in her first movie.

Wait a sec, wait a sec, wait a sec! That’s just insane! Someone actually wants to pay tribute to The Vapid Void? Good god…why? Per the manager:

“Katee is using the name as a tribute to Katie, who has always portrayed an innocence in everything she’s done, beginning with ‘Dawson’s Creek.’ “

Spare me. Besides, she did go topless in the 2000 movie “The Gift.” Regardless, Katie’s camp (Wait a sec…Katie has a camp? Oh, right…Maverick’s camp) is said to be pissed off, stating:

“It’s really kind of sleazy, using her name like that.”

And hilarious. Adds a spokesperson for Tommy Boy:

“Obviously, Tom would support Katie in anything she decides to do about it.”

Normally, I’d say it’s lawsuit time–but The Cruise-ster usually only cares when someone uses the “G” word in regard to him, so having someone think his woman is a hot piece of ass might not concern him all that much.