Has Hollywood truly run out of ideas that it’s come to this? As if reality shows about obnoxious teenagers, obnoxious twenty-somethings, obnoxious chefs, hairdressers, fashion designers, bachelors and bachelorettes weren’t enough, now the braintrusts at E! have come up with the craptastic idea to follow the lives and loves of the employees and clients of an L.A. tanning salon. And ten bucks says they’ll be obnoxious, too.

Per the press release, stories for the first (and let’s pray, last) season include “twins who want to tan their names on their bodies; a dead person whose final wish was to be tan; and a Hawaiian Santa Claus looking to get bronzed.”

I’d rather watch a test pattern.