Katie Holmes is The Best Person in The World
Seriously, she just makes the world so much brighter by her mere presence in it. And, now, the cast and crew of her new bomb film “Mad Money” are reaping the benefits of her magnificence. How? Why the future ex-Mrs. Cruise is just showering them with treats on a weekly basis for three weeks running now.
Blessed. Truly, they are all so very, very blessed.
First, “Kate the Great” bought the crew 300 ice cream cones, which were just the thing for the hot south. But, of course, Kate would know that’s what everyone needed cause she’s just. that. good. Then, she brought everyone cupcakes–what appears to be her trademark sweet of choice. Said an unnamed (naturally) :
“We got cupcakes. They were good, too.”
As opposed to the usual type of cupcake which is disgusting and makes people flee in screaming hordes of horror. All hail, Kate.
Then, this last week, Kate decided to give the finger to the local Shreveport economy and have 80 pizzas flown in from Chicago, to which an unnamed (but, of course) gave this assessment:
“It was a lot of pizza. We had veggie, sausage, pepperoni. It was good pizza.”
I’m sensing a theme here. But, wait, there’s more! A story about the wonderful Cruises wouldn’t be complete without a tip up the hat to Maverick and the amazing Suri. Per yet another, surprisingly (if, by surprisingly, you mean not at all surprising) unnamed , Tommy Boy and the one-year-old charmed the set with Suri “singing” for them and waving bye-bye, after which the family of three joyously left the set.
“They all truly could not have looked happier…they were just like any other family in the South.”
As opposed to those cranky, up-tight families everywhere else. On the plus side, the Creepy Cruises muzzled their celebrity friends this week and just went with the just-as-easy-to-point-and-laugh-at unnamed s.
Stay tuned for the next edition when Suri will undoubtedly save an unnamed extra when they fall down a well. Filled with cupcakes.
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