Doing what is anyone’s guess–as Page Six isn’t saying–but it allegedly involves Lilo, a party and someone’s cell phone video camera, so let your imaginations run wild–as I’m sure there’s nothing anyone could think of that’s out of the realm of possibility.

The party in question took place last weekend at a private house in Beverly Hills where Paris Hilton, Stavros Niarchos, and–get this–Ryan Seacrest were all guests. Seacrest? Really? One of these things is not like the other…

The night also included a huge rat running through several rooms, causing shrieks and screaming amongst the guests (calm down, Ryan) until Niarchos drop kicked the rodent onto a balcony. Man, they just don’t make private homes in the Hills like they used to.

Lohan’s rep told the newspaper that they “had not heard of this,” which is actually a smart move. Just start saying “I don’t know” to everything Lindsay does as denying it will only come back to bite you in the ass. Well played, nameless rep, well played.