I must’ve conveniently forgotten–for my own sanity–that Lindsay Lohan sings. I guess I’m just so blinded by the magnificence of her stellar acting that I just didn’t think it was fair that one person could have that many gifts bestowed upon them. And, praise be, Lilo must be worried we’ve all forgotten about this aspect of her talent, because, guess what? She’s getting ready to record a new album!

Per the supahstar, she’s going to start this must-have musical effort “probably in June or July and take four months” and that it will have a “urban pop” sound–whatever the hell that is.

I actually can’t wait. Her voice has to be shot to all shit from the cigarettes, booze and assorted other substances she loves to partake in. It’ll be like listening to Harvey Fierstein.