I’m not sure which shocks me more–the smile (her producers must’ve told her that we stupid Americans are just suckers for a smiling blonde…) or the presumption of Vicks doing something so pedestrian as driving. I guess I just figured since she’s always being chauffered around in blacked-out SUVs that there was no reason in the world for Victoria Beckham to even have a driver’s license. I’m hoping her going to the DMV in Santa Monica to take the written test is either just another lame-o scene for her reality show–since, yes, she did have her camera crew with her–or for I.D. purposes, because frankly? The alternative scares me for reasons I’m not even sure of. I think it’s because when I see her and BFF Katie Holmes I’m comforted knowing neither of the two fembots will actually be getting behind the wheel.

Am I being cynical? Because that’s just wrong, right? I mean, this whole day wasn’t some stunt for the reality show, I’m sure. Oh, wait…what’s this? Posh getting “stopped” by a cop just minutes after leaving the DMV? Right–purely coincidental. God, who are these producers? Total amateurs, that’s who! Stopped by a cop? Now if she ran over a squirrel, THAT would be inventive…put then she’d have the PETA people on her back, so they went with the safe, and boring, alternative.