Christ Almighty, as if the first 14-month pregnancy didn’t almost kill me there are reports coming out of British tabs that the future ex-Mrs. Cruise is gestating another miracle child, sired by her manly, heterosexual husband. The couple is, naturally, said to be thrilled (and amazed, I’m sure) over the impending blessed event.

Isn’t it funny that Maverick never so much as fertilized a plant in his previous two marriages and just looks at his bought-and-paid-for birthing vessel beautiful bride and knocks her up twice in two years? Yeah, exactly.

Anyway, not sure I believe it this time, however I do think it will be sooner rather than later. After all, Tommy’s got some movie promoting on the horizon and, really, what else does Kate have to do?