Paris’ First Day of Freedom: Cake, Balloons And New Hair
Paris spent her first day of freedom becoming re-accustomed to the lifestyle she is used to–meaning, not doing much of anything save being pampered. At her parents Bel-Air mansion, she “received visitors,” as People called it (like she’s royalty), and gifts of flowers and balloons. All hail, Queen Wonky.
And just in case anyone was worried that Paris actually meant all that crap about being a changed person and not caring about the superficial things in life, fear not! Two of her visitors were a make-up person and her hair extensions person. After all, Hilton can’t go on Larry King tonight with jail-head, can she?
Meanwhile, Sheriff Lee Baca is STILL defending his decision to put the princess on home confinement earlier this month by claiming she was dying, y’all! Dying, I say:
“Our doctors said we had no solution to Hilton’s medical problems. None. As a sheriff in this county, I’m not going to let any inmate die in this jail.”
He should have said “not on my watch,” as that sounds all bad-ass. Of course, he never mentioned what this mystery illness was, and I doubt not being able to wear make-up for a few weeks is fatal.
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