The Creepy Cruise Clan landed in France today for the anticipated wedding of fellow Scieno James Packer. Nice to see they remembered to take Suri out of cold storage and bring her along for the occasion. I always say it’s never too soon to start the kid on the “religious” training.

Don’t you just LOVE their matching white outfits? Is that part of the Scieno dress code or are they forming a band? But, you know, they always say you shouldn’t wear white if you’re rocking a few extra pounds and Maverick’s hourglass figured is overfilled. Just an observation.

As to the future ex-Mrs. Cruise, I can’t decide if she looks more like a pre-pubescent boy or Posh. I think I know which look is preferable to Tom.