Maverick and his future ex-wife took a break from their hectic lives of proselytizing on the wonders of Scientology to take in David Beckham‘s last game for Spain. Wow, they look so happy, don’t they? Katie, especially, looks like she’s trying to figure out something complex–like what her name is (“Am I Kate or Katie? Tom always just calls me ‘hey, you,’ so maybe that’s it…”). Nice tablecloth she’s wearing, too. Of course it can’t compare to Tom’s pimp suit, but she should be used to living in his shadow by now. Besides, the benefits far outweigh the costs. And by benefits of course I mean of the seven-figure variety Tom’s unwaivering love and support.

In other creepy Cruise news, rumor has it that Tommy, having attained the highest level of clear within the cult, may perform the wedding ceremony of good friend and up-and-coming Scientologist, billionaire James Packer, which is slated to happen this week in France. I wonder if that means Maverick will have to wear some sort of headgear. I’m thinking something along the lines of Fred Flinstone’s Water Buffalo lodge hat.