The future ex-Mrs. Cruise and her Suri-unit (still looking like “Lady, I’m not sure who you are, but I do not do my own stunts, so kindly put me down.”) took to the beach in France earlier today and dispelled the terrible rumor that she was pregnant with incredible, amazing bio baby 2.0. Either that or Kate took the pillow out for swim purposes. I would imagine a wet pillow would be cumbersome. I’m kidding, of course, as to be serious would imply I don’t believe in the magical, special, and totally 100% heterosexual twu luv of Maverick and Kate. And, really, who doesn’t believe in that? Except for 99% of the free world and anyone with a couple of working brain cells, that is. But their 11 fans? Total believers.