Jessica Simpson says she’s never had any plastic surgery, but wouldn’t rule it out in the future. She tells Harper’s Bazaar:

I’ve had none. But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted. … Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real.”

Seriously? They were looking awfully big the last year–bigger than usual (by the way, this is not a request for her father to spout forth again about his daughter’s chest size. Please, god, that was bad enough the first time).

She’s also yammering on (speaking of again) about how she’s getting into shape for her new upcoming bomb, “Major Movie Star.”

I’ve started with a trainer, Harley Pasternak. He’s given me a butt, because I have white-girl syndrome. I have to do as many squats as I can to get a little booty. … I have to be [diligent]. I’m a curvy girl. You don’t want to see me not working out.”

If she’s so “curvy” why does she have to work so hard to get “a little booty?” Curvy equals busty, I guess. Of course, Jess is no brain surgeon so that distinction is probably lost on her. Why is she even on the cover of a magazine anyway? To promote a movie that isn’t even filmed yet? Are the fashion mags that desperate for stories?