The future ex-Mrs. Cruise and her photo op accessory glorious girl left Berlin yesterday. Katie looked her usual “glamorous” self, sporting either wet or greasy hair. Classy! Someone really needs to tell her that no matter how much she tries, she is not Jackie O.

No idea where they’re going, but if I was a betting woman I’d say she’s high-tailing it back to L.A. to take advantage of the media circus surrounding BFF Posh Spice. Sigh, it’s hard out there for a famewhore, isn’t it, Kate?