Victoria Beckham wants Americans to believe she’s a “normal girl” who just wants to fit in and embrace our culture (her exact words). Yet in one of her nine katrillion new interviews since arriving in L.A. all of three days ago, she puts down the way we dress!

“They dress down quite a lot here, don’t they It seems to be in keeping to go to Starbucks in track suit bottoms and Ugg boots.”

“I have one pair for non-photographic opportunities only. Underground car parks are fine, but aside from that, no.”

Right, that’s what we all do. Way to make a nice generalization, Posh. We also only eat hot dogs and drink Schlitz beer. And, forgive me, but I don’t see the need to wear a designer dress and heels to go out and get my daily caffeine.