They took to the night on Monday (like most vampires do) and had a “romantic dinner” in Berlin. Doesn’t Katie look thrilled? I’ve seen happier faces at funerals. And as much as I despise when she does her Jackie O. impersonation, I really wish she was wearing her giant, bug sunglasses this time, as her dead eyes of doom continue to freak me out. All the auditing seems to have sucked the life right out of her. Or maybe it’s just that she’s still overwhelmed being married to the biggest movie star on the planet–nay, the universe! Yeah, I’m sure that’s it.

Later, at the dinner table, the Creepy Cruises kept up their quest in fighting the global problem of obesity by making out in front of fellow diners. If that’s not enough to put everyone off their food, I don’t know what is.