So I see by my watch that it’s half past “Suri photo op” o’clock. Poor kid–she doesn’t look like she was in the mood to be trotted out as Daddy’s little proof of virility angel and Mommy’s five million dollar payout glorious girl. Kate Cruise doesn’t look too thrilled, either; then again, these “hands-on mommy” moments do cut into a girl’s shopping time.

I love the look on Suri’s face in the one photo–it’s like she’s thinking “Do I KNOW you? You look vaguely familiar, earthling, but kindly unhand me lest thee incur my wrath…Oh, and while we’re at it, my haircut looks assy on you. Good day, now! I said GOOD DAY!”