This is the one time I wish no photos from a party had surfaced. Really, I could have lived out a very happy life never having seen this. So, here are Maverick and his future ex-wife, in all their dancing glory, getting their groove on at the Beckhams’ party the other night. Look how sweaty Tommy is at the thought of getting too close to the little missus as he simulates grinding up against her. If there was a thought bubble over their heads they would read “Ewww…girly parts” and “Just pretend you’re with your personal trainer and doing squats.”

So very, very, very NOT HOTT!!!

Meanwhile, the people in back of them are waiting for Ashton Kutcher to proclaim they’re all being punk’d and wondering how long the sight before them will give them nightmares.