Tomkat To Go Nude For Photoshoot? Oh, Hell No!
Maverick and his future ex-wife are said to be so envious of their BFFs David and Victoria Beckham‘s W cover/photo shoot that they want to one-up them with an even racier spread.
Then the rivers will run red with blood and the four horsemen of the apocalypse will come galloping in as life as we know it will cease to exist.
Sources say (sources, I might add, I want to do bodily harm to right now, as they’ve put images in my head that should never, ever be there) that The Cruise-ster and his Scientology spouse have a “strong physical side” that they want the world to see.
“Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”
Really, please don’t. We’ve all been subjected to the prior attempts of them trying to show us how sexual they can be. And as if that photo didn’t damn near blind us all, this alleged new shoot is supposed to include–brace yourselves–at least one nude photo.
“They are already planning the various photos. Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”
I’m covered by nothing but vomit at just the thought of that.
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