Usher and Tameka Foster canceled their wedding at the very last minute Saturday, and boy, do I want to know why. I am totally not buying one excuse–that they couldn’t agree on a menu (she wanted barbeque, he wanted more upscale). Bitch, please.

Now, the other floated story–that his mother was pitching a major fit and hates Foster, who is pregnant with Usher’s kid? That sounds juicy enough to be true. Supposedly, though, they’re also saying that they only decided to get married a couple weeks ago, before Foster started showing, and it was too rushed. Reading between the lines: Usher didn’t want to go through with it. Though I do love this comment from a “source:”

“(The wedding) was on again off again for the past few days. [Foster] was calling it off because she wasn’t getting the things that she wanted. The mother was calling it off. … Usher was calling it off.”

His mother was calling it off? Is Usher 12? He’s a grown man and if he wants to marry a gold-digger that’s his business. Hell, Mommy’s not even his manager anyway, seeing as he fired her in May…probably because she was hating on his woman.

No one is giving a straight answer as to if these two broke up for good or what, but if I had to lay odds I’d say it’s over–OVAH!