The future ex-Mrs. Cruise is back in L.A. after her exhausting two-week European publicity tour. All that dressing like a wannabe Jackie O. and photo-opping with Suri is hard work, y’all! Katie deserves some “me” time, doesn’t she? I guess Suri’s back in cold storage; she must not want to take her out too much and play with her or she’ll void the warranty.

Incidentally, if The Vacant One loses any more weight she’ll disappear. From the waist up she looks like an adolescent boy. Of course, Maverick probably likes that. She’s halfway there, baby!