Katie Holmes as Wonder Woman? Hahahaha!
Katie Holmes is allegedly in talks to play Wonder Woman. Cue laugh track. Yes, the woman who hasn’t been allowed to be without a coven of Cruise handlers for the past two-plus years has the assertiveness and kick-assedness enough to play a superhero. And if you pull my other leg, it plays jingle bells.
The story, from Star Magazine, claims that The Vapid One flew back to L.A. on August 6th to have “secret meetings” with the producers of the film, and didn’t want Maverick to be part of the discussions.
“The movie’s only at the discussion state, but Katie feels this role as a kick-ass superhero will put her back in the public eye. She wants to show her stuff, and she wants to prove that she can stand on her own two feet without Tom’s help. Tom, at times, feels compelled to oversee Katie’s career, but Katie is bent on doing this alone. She actually scheduled the meeting when she knew Tom wasn’t going to be able to be there.”
Um, WHAT career? Since signing the contract meeting her amazing man in April of 2005, Katie has worked a grand total of 6 weeks, on the chick flick “Mad Money” (coming soon to a Wal-Mart discount bin near you). Sigh…I do so adore the “Katie is strong, Katie is independent” stories. They’re oh-so-entertaining. They also need to be floated every now and again so no one wonders why a guy with his own film company doesn’t, gee, I don’t know, put his wife in a movie. Not that that would be a good idea, but you get my drift.
But, never mind that–can anyone picture Katie, with her poor posture, skinny frame and subservient nature, making a believable Wonder Woman? Wonder BREAD, perhaps, but woman?
Oh, and in other Creepy Cruise news, there was a rumor going around the last couple of days that little Suri was going to be the new Baby Gap model. Supposedly offered a “lucrative contract,” blah blah blah. The news was around just long enough to make the rounds before Mav’s rep said there was no truth to it. Probably the same rep who leaked the tale to begin with. Much like the “Kate is large and in charge” stories, the ones about Suri being the most wanted, beautiful baby in the world seem to be high on Team Cruise’s agenda.
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