Well, I mean, of course she is! Why wouldn’t she be? She’s married to the most amazing man in the history of the world and has the most glorious baby ever! So what if she always looks like she’s existing on a pleasant cocktail of valium and vodka–is that so wrong?

Right. So everyone knows this chick is pretty much a running joke, in which case, let’s have a good old laugh about it, shall we? That’s what Radar Online did with this hilarious spoof of the future ex-Mrs. Cruise convincing us all that she’s truly, deeply, madly in love with Maverick and he’s just a normal guy.