Archive for August, 2007
Jennifer Garner: Reading Is Fundamental
Jennifer Garner took daughter Violet–whose really perfecting her father’s “eff you, paps” scowl–on a trip to the library yesterday–which totally made me remember how much I adored going to the library as a kid. Yeah, I was a book nerd. But all that reading has served me well. I can zip through dozens of gossip [...]
Family Fun Time With the Jolie-Pitts
Angelina (minus Brad–oh my god, they must be breaking up!) and her brood (minus Shiloh–oh, sweet jesus, she hates her biological child!) had a little fun in between saving the world today with a trip to Central Park. The quartet rode the carousel–save Zahara, who was too little–bought funky, star sunglasses and indulged in some [...]
Britney Spears: Child Abuse Charges and Dodged Subpoenas
Brit Brit is having a bad week. No, month. Er, better make that year. As if the whole rehab/head-shaving/custody battle with Fed-Ex wasn’t enough, now she’s allegedly being investigated for child abuse. There was an unscheduled hearing today in L.A. with Brit’s lawyer, K-Fed’s lawyer, and a lawyer assigned by the dependency court and that [...]
Brangelina Back To Do-Gooding
After a day in the park, Brangelina headed on out to the Hamptons for the benefit dinner they were hosting to raise money for rebuilding efforts in New Orleans. You know how most women look heavy in white? Yeah, Angelina, not so much. She really needs to gain 15 lbs., but I guess with being [...]
Katie Holmes: First Class Bitch
Remember a couple of weeks ago when the future ex-Mrs. Cruise flew back to Los Angeles from Berlin solo and, gasp, commercial? Well, turns out the flight wasn’t all sunshine and roses for the other people who had the misfortune of flying with The Vapid One. Per another passenger, about an hour after take-off, a [...]
Owen Wilson Hospitalized For “Dehydration”
Owen Wilson was hospitalized on Sunday for what will officially be called dehydration, but that the actor will go through detox, per The National Enquirer. Ah, THAT kind of dehydration. Or not–now the possibility of a suicide attempt has been raised. Per the tabloid, Wilson was brought by ambulance to St. John’s Hospital in Santa [...]
Fergie: Bag Lady
Fergie at the launch of her new designer bags for Kipling. According to Nylon, the collection will be available in three designs and will be released in the fall: …hobos and handbags, messengers and clutches, cosmetic cases and fanny packs—with apropos names like Curious, Glamorous and Vicious, will be released in waves throughout fall. The [...]
Katie and Suri: Back To Maste
Suri Cruise, accompanied by her Zom-mommy, Katie Holmes, depart Paris yesterday after a day of museum tours and shopping. If you’re wondering why they’re wearing different outfits than earlier in the day, well, there’s two explanations: 1. Professional photo-shoots always have at least one wardrobe change and, make no mistake about it, this little Paris [...]
The Jolie-Pitts in NYC
The Jolie-Pitts are in NYC today and, shocking, took the children to a child-appropriate place–Lee’s Art Store. Team Tomkat, take note: THIS is how you entertain a child, by taking them someplace they like. Not to the Louvre, not to French boutiques where there’s nothing for them to do except what you shop. Shiloh wasn’t [...]
Lindsay Cops a Plea, Admits Addiction
As expected, Lilo’s lawyers struck a deal on her misdemeanor DUI charges and the Trainwreck is expected to serve a 24-hour sentence. One whole day–how will she ever cope? The deal entailed Lindz plead guilty to the two cocaine charges and no contest to driving with a blood alcohol level over .08 and reckless driving. [...]
Nicole Richie’s Drive-Thru Jail Time
Nicole Richie surrendered to the Lynwood jail on Thursday afternoon to begin her 4 day sentence on her DUI conviction. Less than 2 hours later, Nicole Richie walked out of jail, a free woman. Let’s hear it for our justice system! Records show Nicole checked in at 3:15 p.m. and was released at 4:37 p.m. [...]
Bridget Moynahan Gives Birth To Lil’ Quarterback
Bridget Moynahan finally had that baby of hers yesterday, thus ending yet another seemingly endless celebrity pregnancy. The baby daddy, in case anyone has been living in a cave for the last six months, is New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. What makes this interesting is the two actually broke up last December. Great timing, [...]
Parisian Photo Op For Suri Cruise and Zombie-Mommy
Another day, another photo op in the amazing life of Suri Cruise. Poor kid can’t just be a kid–not when you’re the progeny (allegedly) of Maverick and his future ex-wife. Here she is–along with zombie-mommy–walking the streets of Paris and visiting the Louvre. Because every two-year-old sixteen month old wants to look at paintings by [...]
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