Rosie O’Donnell Needs To Chill Out
God, is there anyone in this world Rosie CAN get along with? Because it’s always something with her. And the reason we always know is because she has to write about them on her blog. And not just write about them, but write about them in haikus. Seriously, does Rosie think she’s Japanese?
The latest stink is how some biker dude in Florida was screaming at O’Donnell and her partner, Kelly, when they were trying to leave a restaurant.
came a bald screaming infuriated man
it’s always a man
i tell ya …
as i buckled my belt
he ran towards r car
“MY MOTORCYCLE BLAH BLAH !!!”
“chill dude -
we didn’t touch it”
he got madder
pupils big – snorting like a dragon
the trump card
Why do I have a feeling there’s more to this story than Ro’s version? She probably told him to eff off or that his hog was a piece of shit. That sounds more like something she would do.
Rosie has anger management issues. She needs a nice tae kwon do class or something to calm her the hell down. Or at the very least, a poetry course so she can write better haikus.
You might also like