Wow, Suri really looks like she’s having a blast on her vacation to St. Tropez, doesn’t she? Poor kid is in hysterics and Mommy and Daddy don’t seem too concerned. The future ex-Mrs. Cruise seems to be thinking “not my problem” as Maverick appears to be looking off into the distance in search of hot young Frenchmen in speedos.

So, let’s see: Suri’s summer trip to Europe thus far has consisted of walking around a muddy field, walking down a busy Berlin street, and being scared to death in the Mediterranean sea because her parents don’t seem to realize, or care, that she’s scared to death. Good job there, Creepy Cruises.