Maverick and his future ex-wife took their precious publicity tool baby girl out for a day of fun. In a field. With nothing around but grass and rocks and mud. And Suri in a two sizes, too big Burberry dress. Because nothing says spontaneous “oops, the photographers caught us again” more than wearing designer clothes for the most inane of occasions.

What are they even doing there? Waiting for the spaceship to come and return them to the mother planet? Is that why Suri’s trying to run away? As if to say “But I kind of like it here–if you’d take me some place besides a field. With nothing around but grass and rocks and mud.”

On another note, what in the name of Karl Lagerfeld are her parents wearing? They look like a middle-aged lesbian couple on their way to play a round of golf. Except instead of golf spikes they’re wearing heels. Both of them.

In a field. With nothing around but…yeah, you get the point.

Per People magazine, Katie Holmes is a fashion sensation. Though, to be fair, I guess it does take a special talent to find a pair of pants that highlight both your cankles and flat ass. Good job there, Kate.