Remember over the weekend when the stories of “Tom and Katie dance the night away in St. Tropez” emerged? Well, guess what? Apparently there was more to the story than the two weirdos tripping the light fantastic at a local nightclub. Because before they left the VIP Room to a flurry of photographers (gee, wonder how they knew Maverick and the future ex were there?), they had actually been turned away from another club because the VIP area was full.

When the Creepy Cruises arrived at the Caves Du Roi club in the Byblos hotel at 11PM on Friday night, the bouncers refused them entry. His security team (because Mav is far too famous to speak to a lowly club worker) responded:

“Are you serious? It’s Tom Cruise.”

But it was a no-go. Says a hotel representative:

“It would have been dangerous to allow any more people in – whoever they were.”

Oh, snap! That must’ve been humiliating. I wish the rest of the world would take that stance and just start ignoring him. I think that could be the first step towards world peace.

The couple later showed up at the VIP Room and were immediately given a table, but left after only a few minutes after not even finishing their drinks.

“Tom looked really out of place among all the clubbers with glowsticks dancing away to house tunes. He sat there tapping his foot nervously to the music and couldn’t get out of there fast enough.”

No! Really? Tommy was out of place? That’s what happens when you go places with your rent-a-wife where you’re clearly out of your element. He should’ve shown up at the local Scientology Center. Rocking out to the Hubbard Hustle is much more his speed.