Tom Cruise is crazy, that’s not news. What is news is that now he wants to spread his crazy by adding British slang to his vocabulary. Maverick apparently loves the phrases Victoria Beckham uses so much that he wants her to teach them to him.

“Tom thinks her words and phrases are brilliant.

“Whenever he’s round at Victoria and David’s home and she says something really English he goes crazy for it and starts mimicking her.

“He loves the British language because some of the sayings are so quirky. Victoria says things like, ‘bloody hell’ and ‘blimey’, and tells her sons to ‘come on chaps’. Tom loves hearing it all and is building up an Anglo-English vocabulary. It could come in useful for his film career.”

He probably thinks it could be useful in convincing David Beckham he IS Victoria. You just watch–I’m sure next girlfriend will dye his hair blonde and start wearing low cut shirts. Hell, he’s already got the cleavage for them.