George Clooney proved he’s no sissy boy when he showed up at the premiere of his latest film, “Michael Clayton” just days after his motorcycle accident. Girlfriend Sarah Larson was by his side, albeit on crutches–though she doesn’t have a broken foot, as was previously reported, rather a toe. Which, believe me, is mother-effing painful. I’m having sympathy pains just thinking about it. She also has a black eye, which she pancaked out. Per George:

“We are hiding it with makeup. It looks like I socked her a couple times.”

Oy, god, what’s with the “we?” Did The Cloon actually help her apply the make-up? Put some on himself? That’s like when guys say “we’re 9 centimeters dialated” when their wives are giving birth. Yeah, gotta love those “we”‘s. Anyone, George has a hairline rib fracture and told Extra:

“It hurts. I’ve still got to go to work. I’ve got a job to do.”

He also thinks he’s going to be in trouble with the producers of “Burn After Reading,” which he’s currently filming in NYC, because he’s supposed to stay off motorcycles. But, c’mon, this is George–I’m sure he can sweet talk his way out of trouble.