Britney: A Day Late, A Dollar Short
Wow, let’s give Brit Brit a big round of applause. Why? Because she finally got her California Driver’s License. Sure, you’re supposed to do that within 10 days of moving to the state and she’s been here about 8 years, but she was busy, y’all. Goin’ to the DMV and taking a written test–you know she’s not good at that book learnin’ stuff.
Apparently, now that she’s completed this monumental task, she thinks she’s going to get those kids back. Because the judge asking for valid licenses in the state is the main reason she had to hand them over to K-Fed yesterday. Right, sure. But check this out, per a DMV spokesman:
“Ms. Spears actually took and passed a written test in April. She was fingerprinted and photographed yesterday. She will be issued a formal license in the mail soon.”
So, essentially, she’s so friggin’ careless and uncaring that she couldn’t be bothered to finish a simple process she started six months ago until her boo-boos got taken away. I just…I have no words for her brand of stupid. I simply cannot understand it. How does she remember to wake up in the morning and put on yet another ridiculous outfit with that little brain power? Truly a question for the ages.
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