I realize the future ex-Mrs. Cruise’s life is so busy with pouting her way through the world’s most expensive stores, but is it too much to ask that she would actually buy clothes that fit? I know it’s asking a lot, but when you’re such an important person and all, that stuff counts.

Here’s the Zombie accompanying Maverick to his “Lions for Lambs” premiere in Berlin. Note the poor posture, the too big bodice of her glittery prom dress that looks like it’s made out of leftover material from Xenu’s spaceship, the dead, dead eyes. Always the eyes tell the story. Deals with the devil rarely work out–that’s what Kate is coming to find out. Not too bright, that one.