Katie Holmes, without her usual five foot tall appendage at her side, was walking the streets of Manhattan earlier today. But, fear not, her lord and master, Maverick, is lurking around somewhere, as there’s a screening of his new movie “Lions for Lambs” tonight. She must’ve yelled “Hey, isn’t that Siegfried and Roy?” and slipped out when he whipped his head around.

Regardless, I’ll say something relatively nice: she doesn’t look bad. Of course, black on black with a black trenchcoat and black sunglasses really isn’t a difficult look to pull off–but points for actually brushing her hair! However, it must be said: Katie, sweetie, dear…you are not Jackie O. No matter how much you dreamed about being Jackie O. as a child (when you weren’t dreaming about being Mrs. Cruise), it’s not working. Though thank sweet Xenu you remembered to cover up your dead eyes of doom. Last time I looked into them I was blind for a week.