God, I am so tired of this zombie-so very, very tired. Every week it’s some ridiculous story–most of them, no doubt, planted by her people in order to keep the public thinking she actually matters. This week it’s the supposed shitstorm the future ex-Mrs. Cruise caused by wearing the above dress. Allegedly it had “bloggers buzzing” that she was knocked up with Scieno Spawn 2:The Redux. I’m going on record here as saying: not this blogger. And, ya know, any blogger who knew Sienna Miller had worn this exact dress last March.

But, I digress. Anyway, her rep has confirmed The Vapid One isn’t pregnant, though she talks about it all the time. Per a “family friend” (in other words, Maverick disguising his voice):

“She talks about it a lot. But I do not know when exactly they plan to have another baby.”

I bet the talk goes something like this: “I wonder if I’ll be allowed to be conscious this time…the procedure really is quick and afterwards Tom lets me go shopping.”

Allegedly.

But, for now, Mrs. Cruise is happy with her Suri-Bot, calling the three-year-old eighteen-month old her “best girlfriend.” Hmmm…yeah, I’d say their intelligence level is about the same.