Right about now I’m guessing Reese really wishes she didn’t sign off on that whole “let’s pretend there’s a romance going on between you and Jake to help promote ‘Rendition’” publicity stunt. I mean, look at the body language! Reese looks like she’d rather be having root canal than have to stand next to Jake. These two have about as much couples chemistry as Tomkat, if you know what I mean (and I think you all do).

And where, exactly, did this stunt get them? “Rendition” opened this weekend to very meh reviews and only made $4 million at the box office, making it both a critical and financial dud–the latest in a long line of war/terrorist-themed movies that haven’t performed. Maybe it’s time to shelve those for awhile, huh, Hollywood?