Reese and Jake continue to test my spidey senses with their faux-mance. Here’s the couple stepping out for breakfast after, I’m guessing, working out together. Which on the romance scale is right up there with taking kids out Trick or Treating.

What? C’mon, you have to admit it: nothing these two have been seen doing is anything that can’t be written off as two buddies, two pals, dos amigas, just hanging out together. I’m sure at least one of the parties involved is fine and dandy with everyone thinking it’s more (the one whose had all those pesky sexuality rumors; of course I’m talking about Reese…), but does it really LOOK like more? I mean, really?