God, Victoria Beckham is one crazy bitch…and I say that with love–or at least admiration for her commitment to the character she’s created. That being, someone who is such a slave to fashion that little things like hypothermia and starvation are discarded like last year’s fashions.

How else would you describe Posh shopping around London yesterday–where it was below freezing–wearing a little miniskirt, tiny sweater, no stockings, and sky-high Christian Loubatins? Oh, wait, she has gloves on–all is well. No wonder she’s always so cranking! Her body temperature must be six or seven degrees lower than we mere mortals. Couple that with a daily diet consisting of four grapes and a diet soda and you wouldn’t smile either.