So much for that pregnancy rumor. The world can breathe a sign of relief as Pamela Anderson tells E’s Daily 10 via US Weekly:

“No more kids. No more kids.”

Phew! This one’s almost as much of a Trainwreck as Brit Brit, so the mere thought of her reproducing put me off food today. Good to know my self-imposed hunger strike can end.

As to her pending divorce from husband of 2 whole months (and from whom she’s asking for alimony! Is that a set of balls or what?), Rick Salomon, she said:

“I wish him the best. It’s a can of worms. Big, fat juicy worms, but worms.”

And now I’m off my food again. Damn you, Pam Anderson!