Guests at Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party a couple weeks ago got a little belated parting gift: a Hepatitis A scare. People is reporting that everyone who attended the February 7th party at Socialista in NYC is being urged to get a vaccination after one of the bartenders there was infected. Which is why I do all my drinking in the privacy of my own home. I just fix myself up on a nice mugful of wine (I don’t stand on ceremony) and know that I won’t be getting cooties from anyone. End of PSA.

So, here’s the kicker: the guest list was full of lots of A-List type people. For instance, Demi Moore, Gwyneth Paltrow, Salma Hayek, Bruce Willis and Madonna. Imagine telling Madge she has to go get a vaccine. People have been sent to their death for less. Allegedly. I read it somewhere; it’s probably not true. Still…