Brangelina: Speculation Mounts
Pick the correct answer: Angelina is wearing the above outfit because
A. She’s been possessed by the still earthbound spirit of Bea Arthur
B. She realized anorexic, drug-addicted terminally-ill women are so 2004
C. She’s gestating the second coming of The Second Coming
Well, it can’t be A., because, really, everyone knows Betty White was the Golden Girl to emulate. B. isn’t likely because when did Angelina ever go with the flow. Hence, it is C. Angelina is pregnant. Is it twins? And would that make it the second and third comings? Or a second coming, once removed? Am I over-thinking this?
Seriously, though, if she’s not pregnant I’ll eat my hat. Because, honestly, is there a reason in the world Angelina would wear something so dowdy and flowing–for the second time in less than a week–if not to allow for an expanding middle? Yeah, so pregnant.
On another note, why is Brad dressing like he’s ready to hit the discos with Tony Manero?
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