Archive for February, 2008
Tom Cruise And Katie Holmes: Strong Black Women
Tom Cruise and his future ex-wife, Katie Holmes, never met a party they didn’t like–or at least not one where they could show their pieholes. Yesterday it was Essence magazine’s First Annual Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon. No, they weren’t being honored–though rumor has it someone had to sit down and explain to them they [...]
Jennifer Lopez Is A Mom
The Lopez-Anthony twins are finally here–and J.Lo wasted no time telling People . The twins, a boy and a girl, were both at 12:12 and 12:23 Friday morning and weighed in at 5 lbs. 7 oz. (the girl) and 6 lbs (the boy). “Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon.” And, surely, [...]
They Scare Me
Fresh from their Hepatitis A vaccines, Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore, and Rumer Willis showed up at De Grisogono’s Hollywood Dominos Benefitting The Art of Elysium last night. Do not ask me why Demi and The Chin are are dressed like they’re attending a Great Gatsy themed party while Ashton is doing his homage to Huggy [...]
Pink and Carey Hart: Another Hollywood Divorce
Pink and Carey Hart are getting a divorce after barely two years of marriage. They released the following statement to People: “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another. While the marriage is over, their friendship has never been [...]
Victoria Beckham’s Missing Guest
Today’s Posh’s 34th birthday. It’s weird–I always think she’s older. Probably because she’s been around forever. She looks fine, though. Plastic stands the test of time, after all. Anyway, last night Victoria and David dined out with her new BFF, Kate Beckinsale and husband, Len Wiseman. They were joined by Eva Longoria at Beso, Eva’s [...]
Keira Knightley: Life Of The Party
I love Keira Knightley. Why? Because she always looks grouchy and like she’s put out by having to go to awards shows and movie premieres. It’s like she’s thinking “just let me make movies and don’t make me do all this bloody press.” But, you know, if she was happy and friendly and always had [...]
Denise Richards: Not At All Famewhorey
Last month Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen were back in court–battling over whether their two young daughters should be allowed to appear on Denise‘s upcoming reality show. For some ungodly reason, the judge decided that it was perfectly ok for Denise to parade the 2 and 3-year olds in front of the cameras. He must [...]
Charlize Theron’s Day At Harvard
Charlize Theron was this year’s Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman of the Year recipient at Harvard University. Fun! I want to be the focus of a parade and given flowers and kissed by guys in drag. That sounds heavenly. Well, maybe through in a guy not in drag and some ice cream. Then, we’re talking! Charlize [...]
Kirsten Dunst In Rehab
Geez, another one? Entertainment Tonight is reporting that Kirsten Dunst in in rehab. She checked into the Cirque Lodge (yes, Lindsay’s old stomping grounds) this week. The source tells ET that Kiki “broke down in tears” when she got there. Well, yeah–she’s in rehab. I don’t think the correct protocol is to have a celebratory [...]
Brangelina: Speculation Mounts
Pick the correct answer: Angelina is wearing the above outfit because A. She’s been possessed by the still earthbound spirit of Bea Arthur B. She realized anorexic, drug-addicted terminally-ill women are so 2004 C. She’s gestating the second coming of The Second Coming
Violet Affleck: The Natural
I know a lot of people give Jennifer Garner shit about dressing schlubby and hauling Violet around all over creation and not being called an attention whore. And by a lot of people I mean me. But, I have to say–schlubby or not, at least Violet Affleck looks like a kid and not some Abercrombie [...]
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