I guess John Travolta has permanently traded in his hilariously bad weave (you know, the one where you could actually see the threads at his hairline) for the more manageable, albeit no less ridiculous, short spray-on look. Sigh…it really does look like a fuzzy helmet of mold–like one might find on a peach.

Here’s JT and his faithful beard, Kelly Peston, at a reception for the Sunscreen Film Festival in St. Petersburg, Florida. I wonder if afterwards, John heads for the beach looking for hot young things in sexy Speedos. I bet for the right price they love Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Oh, and did you hear how Jeff Conaway is now saying that old “Grease” pal Johnny helped Kenickie kick drugs by getting him into Scientology? Another “celebrity” recruit for John? That’s got to be worth a free e-meter session and complimentary breakfast at the Celebrity Centre.