Matt Damon is going to be a father again, People magazine reports. That’s right: the sexiest man alive is making sure the sexy dynasty lives on–hopefully with a male heir. No, I don’t really know–I saw “The Other Boleyn Girl” yesterday so I’ve got that whole “only sons are good” thing ringing through my head. And to totally go off course, my four word review: read the book instead. Simple, but it says it.

But, back to Matt. This will be his second child with wife, Luciana. Daughter Isabella turns 2 in June. Luciana also has a nine-year-old daughter, Alexia, from a prior marriage. So, wow, let’s take a head count: Damon, Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale AND Brangelina all had kids within a two-week period in 2006 and they’re all having kids now. Is this some kind of super secret procreating club? And why wasn’t Ben Affleck invited? I mean, I know he’s busy f*%king Jimmy Kimmel but his feelings might really be hurt by the exclusive. Or, you know, maybe not if there’s any truth to those whispered rumors of trouble in the Affleck/Garner marriage.

And how sad is it that an announcement about Matt Damon is so dull that most of the post is about other, more interesting couples with a quickie movie reviewed, to boot. Sorry, Matt–but congratulations!