Dude, you don’t want to get between Lindsay and her favorite gal pal, Samantha Ronson, take it from Ashley Olsen. According to Page Six, Lindz and Sam were at the Beatrice Inn in NYC on Friday night when Ashley went up to Ronson and said hello. Which apparently rubbed Lilo the wrong way.

“Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, ‘Get your 15-year-old ‘Full House’ a – - away from my girlfriend.’ “

Then, at the Hawaiian Tropic Zone the following night, Lohan was hurt that Sammy was ignoring her. The source said it was only because Ronson was deejaying and “really focused on her work,” but that didn’t stop someone’s feelings from getting hurt. Because it’s love! Lindsay has even, per the source, created a Facebook profile under the name of “Lindsay Ronson.”

Awww, this is like an episode of “The L Word.”