Angelina And Brad Argue Over Baby Names
Angelina and Brad aren’t breaking up–for the thirty-fifth time if you believe the tabloids–but they are fighting. About what, you might ask? Well, about what to name their unborn twins. Supposedly Angie wants to name them…Castor and Pollux, which is the name of the twins in her Gemini birth sign. Brad is against it because he thinks Pollux sounds too much like “bollocks,” which is UK-slang for nonsense, but which literally translates to, well, the family jewels.
OK, so THAT’S why he’s against it? Not because they’re stupid names? I mean, Castor? As in oil? That’s not bad? I really don’t believe this story. And are these supposed to be girls’ names or boys’? I’m so confused. Besides, then they’d have Maddox, Pax, and Pollux. That sounds like an accounting firm.
I’m filing this under R for random stories that the press is pulling out of their buttocks (hey, that could be baby number seven’s name!) because they just love the Brangelina gossip–even if they have to make it up.
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