Page Six is reporting that Beyonce Knowles might be pregnant. Their big proof? Per one of their infamous unnamed sources, she’s porking up and not doing anything to de-pork.

“She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight. When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now.”

The above photo was taken last week. I don’t know–I don’t see any big weight gain, pregnancy or otherwise. I see some really stupid black gloves, but no baby bump. Though I am loving her rep’s response to the question:

“I don’t know if she’s pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you.”

Snerk! And, besides, as the paper points out, neither she or Jay-Z has even copped to the fact that they’re married. They probably wouldn’t admit she was knocked up until she’s seven centimeters dilated.