Eeesh, it’s hard to believe this girl is only 21. I mean, I guess three rehab stints in less than a year after several years of abusing your body with sleepless nights and god only knows what pharmaceuticals are bad for a person. Who knew? If only Dina had warned her…

So Lindsay’s in Paris where she showed up at the Fornarina party last night. BFF/girlfriend Samantha Ronson accompanied her, and has been walking around with a big, old hickey on her neck (view video here). You’ve gotta love the love bites. Or something like that.

Lindz is probably just grateful to be out of the country. Her mother and sister’s new series, “Living Lohan,” is getting ready for its premiere on Memorial Day. The promo has been all over E! It looks really, really bad–which means, of course, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.