Cate Blanchett gave birth to her third son yesterday in Australia. Ignatius Martin Upton joins big brothers Dashiell, 6, and Roman, 3. I think little Iggy won the bad names lottery there. I mean, there’s really no good way to shorten that name. Maybe he can just go by Marty.
…And I don’t mean that in a “she shone so brightly” way, rather “Is she auditioning for a remake of ‘The Golden Girls?’” I mean, c’mon, what is that, that, that thing she’s wearing? It looks like a caftan that a Miami retiree would wear for a hot night at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theater. [...]
Cate Blanchett is on the cover of W magazine’s October issue, on stands nationwide September 21st!